It’s 1am on your birthday. Time to celebrate with some serious karaoke? As you think of your favorite songs to impress the crowd, your friend grabs the microphone to serenade you first. Let’s pray like Madonna that one of these songs are not selected because even though it’s your birthday, you don’t want these awkward tunes sung so close to you.
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1. I Touch Myself – The Divinilys
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2. Crazy – ‘N Sync “I lie awake, I drive myself crazy, drive myself crazy thinking of you.”
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3. Eat It – Weird Al “You won’t get no dessert until you clean off your plate, Just Eat It!” (a parody of Michael Jackson’s Beat It!)
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4. MacArthur Park – Richard Harris “Someone left the cake out in the rain. I don’t think that I can take it cause it took so long to bake it and I’ll never have that recipe again, oh no.”
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5. You’re Just Somebody Who I Used to Know – Gotye “But you didn’t have to cut me off. Make it like it never happened and that we were nothing. I don’t even need your love, but you treat me like a stranger. And that feels so rough.”
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6. Wanted Dead or Alive – Bon Jovi “I’m wanted (wanted) dead or alive.”
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7. The Way I Am – Ingrid Michaelson “I’d buy you rogaine, when you start losing all your hair.”
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8. You’re Having My Baby - Paul Anka “Havin’ my baby, what a lovely way of sayin’ what you’re thinkin’ of me, I can see it, face is glowin.” |
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9. Money, That’s what I want – The Beatles “Our lovin give me a thrill, but your lovin don’t pay my bills.Now give me money (that’s what I want).” |
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10. You’re So Vain – Carly Simon “I’ll bet you think this song is about you, don’t you? don’t you?”
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